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The Jolly Green Giant has stolen the corn! 

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2 deviants said Aw shit bro!
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1 deviant said Eff da corn - we got cheeseburgers!
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1 deviant said I will find a way to ship the Jolly Green Giant with the corn!
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No deviants said Dun worry fool; my own giant will kick his leafy green ass!
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No deviants said Maybe he will poop out popcorn?
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No deviants said Whut da flippin fudge is a jolly green giant?
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No deviants said America must declare war on all green giants now!
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No deviants said God save the corn pops!
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No deviants said We need the biggest weed whacker in the universe to defeat this menace!
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No deviants said Dinner
... As I recount some of the minor characters I killed in RPs and stories... because I'm THAT bored right now. <_<; 

Jonathon Picard, Gunsniper Pilot - Got his ass blown up when his Zoid was hit by a missile.

Bubby and Doop, Pothead Teens - Died while trying to take a selfie with an angry, angry hippo. 

Mosha the Talking Cupcake - Died when she tasted herself and couldn't stop eating her own body. 

Gene Daring, Hero-for-Hire - Accidentally swallowed whole by Xylia when he pole vaulted through an open window. She thought it was a bug. 

Morris Dudley, Self-Proclaimed RP King - Had one too many whiffs of bath salts and formed a sexual relationship with a toaster. It ended badly. 

Dax McRad, Popular High School Student - Died somewhat heroically by drowning himself and an evil witch with a giant bucket of hot BBQ sauce, before she could turn his friends into condiments. 

Kefei, The Too Handsome Prince - Was too handsome for his own good. Literally torn apart and devoured by women, and a few gay men. 

Captain Chris P. Bacon, Sentient Pig Pirate - ... Lived up to his namesake. 

Kung-Fu Cock, Oversized Rooster - Performed a high-flying kick into an open microwave. Ended up as chick nuggets and a feather duster. 

Voll, Evil Black Dragon - Eaten alive by Hildii for killing her dragon friend. 

Jackal, Amateur Thief - Was somehow mistaken for an older Dora the Explorer and swarmed by hundreds of kids at a parade until she suffocated. 

Emperor Gilgarin, Creepy Insect-Like Alien Tyrant - Squashed like a bug by Hildii after she destroyed his army and retook the planet he conquered. 

Tuffy, Obnoxiously Cute Mascot Side-Kick - Committed suicide -by eating a cute cherry-shaped grenade in front of his magical girl team- when he realized his was existence was pointless. The mess was less cute. 

Lil' Angel Rudolph, Rudolph's Good Side or something - Eaten by Rudolph after annoying him for three days straight with horrible religious country music and constant nagging. 

Lil' Devil Rudolph, Rudolph's Evil Side or something - Sliced into bits by Rudolph after trying to get him in trouble with ridiculously stupid plots. 

Blu, Ultimate Smurf Fan Who Shrunk Himself - Tried living in a huge mushroom and became very high... Was run over by a golf cart after mistaking it for a giant floating smurf head. 

Shogun Crab, Sword-Wielding Asian Crab - Devoured by Jing-Wei after a very brief duel at a beach. 

Dancing Clancy, Dancing Fool - Was unable to stop dancing to the "Ma Ya Hi" song when he first heard it on YouTube. Lasted about a week until he finally died from his internal organs failing due to over exhaustion. 

Joy, Chansey - More or less died like Humpty Dumpty when Alex threw a rock at her and knocked her down from a tree in the Fuchsia Everglades Safari Zone.

Choco, Sentient Chocolate Bar - Well... he was f@#$ed from the beginning of his bizarre existence. Benji ate him after a long chase through the city. 

Amazing Mandy, Wannabe Supergirl - Attempted to prove she could leap over a skyscraper in a single bound. Didn't quite reach the top, instead she impaled herself on an outdated TV antenna that should've been thrown out years ago. 

Miko, Neko Boy - Actually let a new reaper girl take him in after avoiding the old reaper for years following a car accident. Totally hooked up with new reaper in the afterlife. 

Sir Pippin, Monster Hunter N00b - This cocky idiot got himself mauled to death by a Tigrex that he believed he could kill with one perfect shot from his bowgun. His lifeless body was then trampled on by a dancing Qurupeco, and then played around with by a bunch of Jaggi until a Nibelsnarf snapped it up. 

Yeah...

R.I.P all you short-lived bastards. 

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GigantaGiantessa Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you so much for the follow/watch ^^ Hug  Squish 
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D3RPMUFF1N Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
W0rd!
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GigantaGiantessa Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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9528 Featured By Owner May 11, 2016
Thank you for the Llama badge.DeviantArt 
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Spite-Sire Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2016
That Triforce cake looks pimp as chips.
Thanks for the llama by the way. :P :peace:
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