Jonathon Picard, Gunsniper Pilot - Got his ass blown up when his Zoid was hit by a missile.
Bubby and Doop, Pothead Teens - Died while trying to take a selfie with an angry, angry hippo.
Mosha the Talking Cupcake - Died when she tasted herself and couldn't stop eating her own body.
Gene Daring, Hero-for-Hire - Accidentally swallowed whole by Xylia when he pole vaulted through an open window. She thought it was a bug.
Morris Dudley, Self-Proclaimed RP King - Had one too many whiffs of bath salts and formed a sexual relationship with a toaster. It ended badly.
Dax McRad, Popular High School Student - Died somewhat heroically by drowning himself and an evil witch with a giant bucket of hot BBQ sauce, before she could turn his friends into condiments.
Kefei, The Too Handsome Prince - Was too handsome for his own good. Literally torn apart and devoured by women, and a few gay men.
Captain Chris P. Bacon, Sentient Pig Pirate - ... Lived up to his namesake.
Kung-Fu Cock, Oversized Rooster - Performed a high-flying kick into an open microwave. Ended up as chick nuggets and a feather duster.
Voll, Evil Black Dragon - Eaten alive by Hildii for killing her dragon friend.
Jackal, Amateur Thief - Was somehow mistaken for an older Dora the Explorer and swarmed by hundreds of kids at a parade until she suffocated.
Emperor Gilgarin, Creepy Insect-Like Alien Tyrant - Squashed like a bug by Hildii after she destroyed his army and retook the planet he conquered.
Tuffy, Obnoxiously Cute Mascot Side-Kick - Committed suicide -by eating a cute cherry-shaped grenade in front of his magical girl team- when he realized his was existence was pointless. The mess was less cute.
Lil' Angel Rudolph, Rudolph's Good Side or something - Eaten by Rudolph after annoying him for three days straight with horrible religious country music and constant nagging.
Lil' Devil Rudolph, Rudolph's Evil Side or something - Sliced into bits by Rudolph after trying to get him in trouble with ridiculously stupid plots.
Blu, Ultimate Smurf Fan Who Shrunk Himself - Tried living in a huge mushroom and became very high... Was run over by a golf cart after mistaking it for a giant floating smurf head.
Shogun Crab, Sword-Wielding Asian Crab - Devoured by Jing-Wei after a very brief duel at a beach.
Dancing Clancy, Dancing Fool - Was unable to stop dancing to the "Ma Ya Hi" song when he first heard it on YouTube. Lasted about a week until he finally died from his internal organs failing due to over exhaustion.
Joy, Chansey - More or less died like Humpty Dumpty when Alex threw a rock at her and knocked her down from a tree in the Fuchsia Everglades Safari Zone.
Choco, Sentient Chocolate Bar - Well... he was f@#$ed from the beginning of his bizarre existence. Benji ate him after a long chase through the city.
Amazing Mandy, Wannabe Supergirl - Attempted to prove she could leap over a skyscraper in a single bound. Didn't quite reach the top, instead she impaled herself on an outdated TV antenna that should've been thrown out years ago.
Miko, Neko Boy - Actually let a new reaper girl take him in after avoiding the old reaper for years following a car accident. Totally hooked up with new reaper in the afterlife.
Sir Pippin, Monster Hunter N00b - This cocky idiot got himself mauled to death by a Tigrex that he believed he could kill with one perfect shot from his bowgun. His lifeless body was then trampled on by a dancing Qurupeco, and then played around with by a bunch of Jaggi until a Nibelsnarf snapped it up.
R.I.P all you short-lived bastards.